Marathon Viewing 2025's Festive Features: Highlights, Lowlights, and Unexpected Delights.
‘Tis the time of year to slob out on the sofa and demolish a box of festive treats in front of a great film, a bad movie, or one that’s awesomely awful.
This year, a batch of fresh Christmas films aims to become part of our holiday traditions—perhaps even joining the ranks alongside beloved favorites like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (don’t start).
Thus, in a helpful attempt to sort the crackers from the turkeys, and to get into the festive feeling, I watched as many recent holiday releases as possible in a single day.
First Up: The Jonas Brothers' Holiday Flick
Beginning, hopefully, on a good foot. This film is the only 2025 movie on a popular review site's list of the best 100 Christmas movies of all time.
The popular band end up stranded in the UK after finishing their international trek and must make it back for Christmas. Their efforts are hampered by an evil Santa, who breaks into song to declare they won’t get home until they “rekindle their familial spark.”
The banter between the squabbling siblings is enjoyable even for the casual viewer, while followers will undoubtedly catch lots of easter eggs as they endeavor to get back using every mode of travel possible.
It’s a journey of epic proportions.
It’s not a timeless masterpiece, but is excellent for fans and a good start to the day.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their loved ones who must sit through it.
Next: A Star in Panto
A-list actor Kiefer Sutherland has been cast as a movie actor tricked into a "panto".
“A panto-what??” asks Sutherland’s “hard-to-work-with” and older star Brad Mack, who has seen better days and whose agent has tricked him into thinking he’s starring in prestigious English theatre.
His Aladdin cast-mates tell him he’s playing Buttons. “Absolutely not,” he retorts. One can imagine their retort. That is, unless you’re not acquainted with traditional British theatre traditions.
There are some great jokes, some cockle-warming sub-plots, and the rest of the cast is excellent, too.
It’s the sort of feature that would be a bit tacky at a different time, but is a great entertainment at Christmas.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
A New Spin on Scrooge
A familiar face shows up at the start of this film, too, insulting someone for the next movie straight. Is this a budding festive ritual?
This time, he’s a singing black cab driver who picks up Mr Sood, the newest interpretation on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by The Big Bang Theory’s Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by the director of Gurinder Chadha. The well-known tale progresses as the tight-fisted Mr Sood is haunted by the spirits of Christmas past, present and future, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This Indian Scrooge is at least unique from all the others, but unfortunately he’s not very charismatic and Nayyar’s performance is wooden—a significant issue when he’s so central to everything.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄
12.04pm - Stuffed
Before lunch for a major broadcaster's original festive film—which stars Guz Khan as a endearingly grumpy man who “isn't big on Christmas.”
But after he receives an sizable holiday payout at work, his wife (played by Morgana Robinson) convinces him blowing the money on a vacation to Lapland.
There’s just one issue—he finds out there was an mix-up with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to determine how to reimburse the difference.
Fun while it lasts but not lasting.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
1.12pm - Champagne Problems
This is one of those holiday movies where the decorations and snow are in the backdrop—Christmas is the scene of the film rather than its core purpose—but it feels comfortable and seasonal all the same.
Ambitious executive Sydney (starring Minka Kelly) is dispatched to a country estate to do a deal for a champagne business. En route, she runs into a fellow in a book store who offers to show her the holidays in the City of Light.
An expert recently claimed this is the best new Christmas film of the past few years. That’s a bit of a stretch, but it is a holiday love story with a dash of elegance and gives the required heartwarming sensation.
The scene with a lengthy discussion about Die Hard is particularly strong too.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄
3.29pm - Finding Father Christmas
Young Chris, played by Lenny Rush, refuses to stop believing in Father Christmas, despite the persuasion of his dad (played by James Buckley) to tell him the truth.
The truth is somewhere, and Chris embarks on a quest to find it with the guidance of a panel of well-known scientists and personalities.
It’s low-key but endearing, and ideal viewing while waiting for Santa to visit.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄
A Star-Studded Family Drama
Michelle Pfeiffer is the mother of a dysfunctional American family who reunite for the holidays—including fellow acclaimed actress Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer begins by referencing Christmas classics like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before stating: “They need to make a movie about the true heroes of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s the concept, but in execution it’s really a mash-up of those aforementioned movies, at least until Pfeiffer’s character eventually finds her strength.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
Formulaic Fun
The day’s waned in quality, but happily here’s a new entry in the packed genre of cliched, saccharine, over-the-top—and utterly watchable—seasonal comfort food.
It’s a narrative as old as time: An American woman goes on a quest to a picturesque cold country and ends up discovering romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher